No more, please.

I just watched Britney Spears’ “Comeback” performance on the VMAs. She attempted to lip-sync and dance to her new single, “Gimme More”. Y’all, that was horrible. Just dreadful. I think that I could have done better, and I can’t even dance!!!!! First of all, I think that she has forgotten how to lip-sync. Her mouth was not moving with the music at all. It was so bad, I almost wanted her to just close her mouth completely. It was distracting! Unfortunately, it was not as distracting as watching her lazy ass try and keep up with her dancers. The back-up dancers actually had a good routine going for them. They knew their choreography and looked professional while dancing. Britney obviously was having trouble learning the new steps. She was sloppy and tired on every single move. She used to be a great dancer…what happened? And who the hell picked out her outift!? Someone needs new people to surround her. Yes-men are not good for helping you stage a comeback, Brit.

Edited to add: I put the video up so you could see it if you haven’t. Check out the craptacular event above.